#007

Workshop Chronicles week 19: Relocation

The workshop door opens, The Boss places an old DJI Mavic on the workbench.

Silence.Everyone stares.
Proto White:”What is that?”FPV Drone:”A DJI Mavic.”Proto White:”What’s a DJI?”
DJI Mavic:”Excuse me?”FPV Drone:”You’ll get used to that.”Mr. Green:”First generation Mavic.”
Big Blue:“Old timer.”DJI Mavic:”I’m not old.”Miss Violet:“You are.”
DJI Mavic:”Why am I here?”FPV Drone:”You got moved.”DJI Mavic:”From the house?”
FPV Drone:”Yep.”DJI Mavic:”But I lived in the house.”Big Blue:“Not anymore.”
DJI Mavic:”I had climate control.”Yellow Jacket:”Fancy.”DJI Mavic:”I had central heating.”
Lil Red:”We have sawdust.”DJI Mavic:”I charged indoors.”Long silence.
Big Blue:“We have a space heater.”The Mavic looks around the workshop.Silence.
DJI Mavic:”Why is the little red one smiling?”The Frame:“Long story.”DJI Mavic:”Do I get a shelf?”
Proto White:”Good question.”Everyone looks around the workshop.There is clearly no free shelf space.
DJI Mavic:”…oh no.”FPV Drone:”Welcome to the workshop.”Lil Red:” this is hilarious.”
Big Blue:“You’re one of us now, son.” 

Workshop Status

Big Blue: Comfortable

Mr. Green: Monitoring developments

Miss Violet: Evaluating the newcomer

Yellow Jacket: Curious

Proto White: Asking questions

The Frame: Still a frame

Lil Red: Delighted

FPV Drone: Settled in

DJI Mavic: Experiencing culture shock