Workshop Chronicle week 16: The return
Late afternoon. The workshop door opens.
| The Boss places the FPV drone on the workbench. | Silence. | Everyone stares. |
| Proto White:”Why is it green?” | Mr. Green:”That appears to be grass.” | The Frame:“A substantial amount of grass.” |
| Lil Red:”HAHAHAHA!” | Big Blue:“Easy there, kid.” | Miss Violet:“No. Let him continue.” |
| Proto White:”I thought drones flew.” | Mr. Green:”They do.” | Proto White:”This one appears to mow lawns.” |
| Lil Red:”HAHAHAHA!” | Yellow Jacket:”What happened?” | Big Blue:“Pilot error.” |
| Mr. Green:”Twice.” | Proto White:”Twice?” | Mr. Green:”According to available evidence.” |
| Miss Violet:“The grass was first.” | Big Blue:“Then came the tree.” | Proto White:”There was a tree?” |
| The Frame:“There is always a tree.” | Silence. | Everyone nods. |
| Lil Red:”Imagine being defeated by a stationary object.” | Mr. Green:”You were defeated by a missing motor.” | Lil Red:”That’s different.” |
| Yellow Jacket:”Did the drone survive?” | Big Blue:“Apparently.” | Miss Violet:“Unfortunately.” |
| The drone sits silently, covered in grass clippings. | Proto White:”Will it fly again?” | Big Blue:“Oh absolutely.” |
| Mr. Green:”The Boss spent six weekends building it.” | The Frame:“He’s not giving up now.” | Miss Violet:“The tree should be concerned.” |
| Lil Red:”I like the tree.” | Big Blue:“We all like the tree.” |
Workshop Status
Big Blue: Amused
Mr. Green: Logging events
Miss Violet: Smug
Yellow Jacket: Concerned for local vegetation
Proto White: Learning about gravity
The Frame: Knew this would happen
Lil Red: Having the best day of his life
Drone: 1% drone, 99% lawn equipment