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Workshop Chronicle week 18: The Workbench

Several motors have been sitting on the workbench for weeks.

Lil Red:”I want that one.”Proto White:”Which one?”Lil Red:”The big one.”
Proto White:”The 4082?”Lil Red:”The really big one.”Mr. Green:”Absolutely not.”
Lil Red:”Why not?”Mr. Green:”Because it produces nearly four horsepower.”Lil Red:”Exactly.”
Mr. Green:”You are sixty centimeters long.”Lil Red:”I fail to see the problem.”Big Blue:“Son…”
Big Blue:“That motor weighs almost as much as you do.”Lil Red:”More traction.”Proto White:”That’s not how boats work.”
Lil Red:”Details.”Mr. Green:”You would instantly become unstable.”Lil Red:”Allegedly.”
Mr. Green:”You would perform a backflip.”Lil Red:”A fast backflip.”Silence, Everyone imagines this
Proto White:”Actually I’d watch that.”Yellow Jacket:”Same.”Mr. Green:”The propeller alone would be ridiculous.”
Lil Red:”Bigger propeller.”Mr. Green:”No.”Lil Red:”Two propellers?”
Mr. Green:”Still no.”Long silence.                       The Frame:“Some dreams exist only to teach us why they are dreams.”
Everyone reflects on this wisdom.Lil Red:”I still want the motor!”

Workshop Status:

Big Blue: Concerned

Mr. Green: Concerned

Miss Violet: Also concerned

Yellow Jacket: Curious

Proto White: Running simulations

The Frame: Philosophical

Lil Red: Planning crimes